torsdag den 1. oktober 2009

The Red Shoes - the Ending.

See scene IV here.

V. A week later.
“I am tremendously sorry to have to tell you that you are arrested on suspicion of murder, m´lord.” Visibly uncomfortable, Sir Gruesome cleared his throat while he crossed the threshold of Lord Snowflake´s beautiful country house. “It is really too bad, old chum, but you know, Gung Ho and all that. Did the blasted woman try to blackmail you? Was that it?”

“No, not really. She caught me red-handed, of course. Or red-shod, to be exact. She was gloating when she told me she would turn me in. Told me how much she loved reporting delinquents. The self-righteous little bitch. Said she loved doing good little deeds. A car park attendant indeed! I just couldn´t bear it.” Lord Snowflake lowered his snow white hair in shame. “But those shoes … I was so envious of the person who could put her feet into those feminine and attractive shoes. I just had to put them on.”

Once he had started, the words just poured out of him. “But first I ran into that wretched Selina Crazy-woman and had to cajole her down to the bar. Hours later I stole upstairs again, more than half-drunk, I am afraid, and when I finally managed to send the old bird off to bed it was very late. I was feeling a bit groggy by then so I slipped into Ms Flake´s room with the shoes instead of my own. So silly of me. Of course I woke her up. Scared the scarecrow a bit, I dare say.” He laughed excitedly, beginning to enjoy his own confession.

“But I kept my sagacious old head calm and told her we must be able to sort things out somehow. I offered her a sip of one of my very best specimen, a vintage hipflask which belonged to Jack the Hipper himself. Strychnine, will you believe it? At first she protested a bit, but I …” He made a suggestive movement with his hand, and Gruesome remembered the bruises around Ms Flake´s mouth.

“And later I even remembered to switch the shoes again.” The murderer sent Sir Gruesome a proud smile, then sagged a little in his worn, old armchair.

“Ehm, I suppose I could turn my back for a sec if you´d prefer the honorable way out.” With an exaggerated movement of his head, Sir Gruesome squinted meaningfully towards the first floor windows.
“Oh no, I suffer from the most dreadful fear of heights, and unfortunately I just ran out of poison. How did your folks get on to me, by the way? I am absolutely certain I didn´t leave any fingerprints in her room. “

“Of course you didn´t.” Gruesome hesitated. No need to tell the old buffer that the technicians had had a field day. Saliva, hair, semen, regular pools of blood … you name it. But not a single fingerprint. “You left a little toe, though – one of those you cut off to be able to squeeze into her dainty little shoes.”

10 kommentarer:

Margot Kinberg sagde ...

Applause! This is *great*, Dorte! I've really enjoyed reading your story. Thanks for sharing it with us. You're quite creative :). I just love the motive...

Dorte H sagde ...

Margot: Well, with all the jigsaw pieces you and others gave me, it was just a questing of patching them up ;)

I think I´ll have to try something like this again; it has been really funny all the way through.

Petty Witter sagde ...

Well worth the wait, Dorte. I too loved the motive but better still was the evidence left behind. Can we have some more please?

Dorte H sagde ...

Petty: thank you!
I´ll try to write and post one of my humorous texts here now and then, but my more serious flash fiction is posted on my new blog.

You might like these two posts from August, though:
http://djskrimiblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/question-and-answer.html
http://djskrimiblog.blogspot.com/2009/08/gardiner-thriller-than-ever.html

Søren sagde ...

Wonderful story, Dorte. Thanks :-)

Dorte H sagde ...

Oh, thank you very much indeed, Sören ;)

Elizabeth Spann Craig sagde ...

Great ending! I love what you did with the red shoes...and the evidence Lord Snowflake thoughtlessly left behind. Great job.

Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder

Dorte H sagde ...

Elizabeth: thanks a lot!

I think this concept, asking readers for ideas before writing a story is something I should try again some day. I am sure I have laughed more than anyone else while writing this.

cathryngrant sagde ...

wow. Great ending and a very enjoyable story.

Dorte H sagde ...

Cathryn: glad you liked it. It was so fun writing this one. Unfortunately I have not really had time to write anything since then, but perhaps next week ...