[Thank you to Ann Cleeves who threw out a red sofa – and inspired me to write the story] Someone has left a red sofa in our drive. In medias res, so to speak. Is this installation art, or some kind of hoax? With my bag flung over my shoulder, I bend down to scrutinize it.
“What´s that dirty, old thing doing in our drive?” My husband has left his desk to join me, throwing suspicious glances at it over his reading glasses.
“How should I know? It is probably a joke.” While I refuse to take responsibility for the ancient piece of furniture, my memory begins to rummage for something. No, that is just not possible.
Two days later a sprinkle of autumn leaves cover it. The result is beautiful but desolate. Our neighbours have started a whispering campaign, and soon they will unite in rebellion as if I had left a corpse to rot in their well-regulated suburb.
“What are you going to do about that ... that thing? Can´t you call someone to remove it?”
I married an academic, not a handyman, so I suppose it is fair enough practical problems belong to my sphere. I know I should call the council and arrange for them to collect it, but I am growing more and more certain I recognize the monster. Impossible to explain this to my well-regulated spouse, but some superstitious fear prevents me from taking action. I am waiting for his next move.
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Ralph sat down next to me on the red sofa and put a large hand on my thigh. “Come on now. It is you and me, and you know that.”
I tried to move away, but the hand tightened its grip on me. “Gimme a kiss, and we´ll forget all that rubbish.”
“Why won´t you understand that it is over? Over! I am sick and tired of arguing with you. And all those friends you hang out with.”
He inched closer, mouth open. All I could think of was that he reeked of beer and stale smoke. I knew that if he kissed me, I would retch.
“Is there someone else? Is it Mick?” He put up a hurt face but a huge belch destroyed the effect somewhat.
“Don´t you get it? I don´t want to have anything to do with you or any of your mates! My dad will be here in ten minutes.”
“So I am not good enough for the little teacher´s daughter any more? Is that it?” He performed his favourite trick, cleaning his dirty nails with his flick knife, but I had seen it too often to care.
“Mind you, you´ll regret it. I won´t do anything now. But some day, I´ll kill someone you care about. And to remind you who I am and why I did it, I will send you the red sofa.”
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I am sitting on the weather-beaten sofa, wrapping my coat around me. I can feel all the watchful eyes on me behind starched curtains. I have just called the hospital. Again. No news. He is still unconscious and they can´t say which way it will go.
I look at the stained fabric, mapping my six months with Ralph. But surely no one bears a grudge for twenty years. My father is in his late seventies, and we all know his heart is frail. I don´t believe in this voodoo stunt. Still, I cannot pull myself together to do anything. I have begun to punch the number to the council more than once, but my fingers will not obey. His words ring in my ears and the woolly contraption has me in its clutches.
I am sure you have come across six-word stories or memoirs before, e.g. the famous Hemingway story: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” I think Shakespeare could have written some terrific ones: “Is that a dagger I s...?” 
There were quite a lot of things I had planned to do today, but for some reason we (my family and I) decided it was time to attack the dust and dirt in our living-room and dining-room.
THE SOLUTION: ANN CLEEVES´ RED BONES
Anyone who wants to play? I just received a huge parcel - my May and June books. (I know I am behind real time, but don´t worry - I never forget to spend my book budget, I just want time to enjoy the process of selecting my gems).
A Danish blogger who is usually quite reliable (when it comes to blogging, that is), has gone missing. She was last seen right here Saturday afternoon. Her family and friends have not been unduly worried so far as she is known to neglect them shamelessly when on her precious blogging rounds all over the world, but late this afternoon they discovered that she had not touched her laptop for several hours!
This weekend did not go quite as planned, but perhaps Sudoku was just what my scatterbrain needed.
This beautiful christening dress was sewn by my great-grandmother in 1922. She lived in Thy all her life, most of the time in the parish next to ours. Before she married, she trained as a dressmaker. My mother and her siblings were baptized in the dress which is still in fairly good condition.
[Thank you to Ann Cleeves who threw out a red sofa – and inspired me to write the story] 
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